farnarkle.net
farnarkle.net - the spelling error
Well this is how it happened ...
We were looking for a name for our "place holding" site and someone offered the thought: "what about Farnarkle - you know the one that Fred Dagg used to talk about" ... "PERFECT!" we said. So we grabbed the domain-name farnarkle.net and only then did I find out that it should be spelt F-A-R-N-A-R-K-E-L ... oh well ...
If you are looking for the comedy stuff about farnarkelling, I suggest you go to John Clarke's site: http://mrjohnclarke.com/ for all of his stuff - including Farnarkelling!
DEFINITION: Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side’s transom-housing.